lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

(via dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

Notes
176056
Posted
4 hours ago

wednesdayaleen:

funeral—girl:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

*cries all over rug*

(via pansexual-and-proud)

Notes
25296
Posted
4 hours ago

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via maythe-odds-beeverinyourfavor)

Notes
141349
Posted
4 hours ago

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via officiallytylerjoseph)

Notes
23137
Posted
5 hours ago
avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

(via agentrodgers)

Notes
72823
Posted
5 hours ago

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee:Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man:I never filled out an application.
Employee:Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man:No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee:Well, but that doesn't-
Man:AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee:But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man:OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee:Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man:Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee:...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man:Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee:That...doesn't make any sense.
Man:NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man:Fuck you, slut.
Notes
286596
Posted
5 hours ago
deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via heliolisk)

Notes
346892
Posted
5 hours ago

nerdy-birdy18:

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

DO IT!!!

(via clarence-is-my-pizzaman)

Notes
354814
Posted
6 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter
body { color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; background: url('http://www.totallylayouts.com/backgrounds/cassette/retro_cassettes.jpg') repeat center top; } a:link, a:visited, a:active { color: #1a1a1a; text-decoration: underline; outline-color: invert; outline-style: none; outline-width: medium; } a:hover { color: #1a1a1a; text-decoration: none; } #container { margin: 40px auto; position: relative; width: 388px; /* 500+10+128 */ width: 388px; /* 750+30+128 */ } .rightWrap{ width: 128px; position: fixed; top: 0; margin-right: 0; margin-left: -138px; margin-left: -138px; margin-top: 200px; } .header { background: #fff; padding: 0; } .topWrap { padding-bottom: 0; line-height: 9px; } .tmlogo { float: left; width: 40px; height: 40px; overflow: hidden; } .tmtitle{ float: left; margin-left:20px; height: 40px; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 40px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #595959; text-transform: uppercase; } .tmnav{ } .tmnav, .tmnav ul { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: normal; } .tmnav ul { } .tmnav li { background: #fff; padding: 5.5px 15px; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal; text-align:center; list-style: none; margin-top: 5px; } .tmnav a:link, .tmnav a:visited, .tmnav a:active { text-decoration: none; color: #595959; text-transform: uppercase; } .tmnav a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } /* header Active Css */ .header-more{ padding: 15px; } .description { margin: 0; color: #595959; } .description h1{ font-size: 9px; font-weight: bold; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; } .description-text{ margin: 0; padding: 0; font-size: 9px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 12px; overflow:hidden; } .header .readmore{ width: 10px; height: 6px; margin: 0 auto; cursor: pointer; background: #fff url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/S1Vm2av1e/arrow_down.png) no-repeat center top; } .header .up{ background: #fff url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/Nnrm2av1y/arrow_up.png) no-repeat center top; } .totallylayouts{ width: 36px; height: 45px; position: fixed; left: 11px; top: 0; background: url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/oXIm2axu0/totallylayouts.png) no-repeat center top; } #container .posts { float:left; width: 700px; } #container .box { background-color: #fff; width: 250px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; float: left; overflow: hidden; line-height:9px; } #container .box h3 { font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; } .innerbox { padding: 15px; position: relative; color: #1a1a1a; line-height:15px; font-size: 11px; } .innerbox a:link, .innerbox a:visited, .innerbox a:active { text-decoration: underline; } .innerbox a:hover { text-decoration: none; } .innerbox img{ margin-top: -10px; margin-left: -10px; position: relative; color: #1a1a1a; } .boxhover { width: 250px; height: 100%; position: absolute; left: 0px; top: 0px; /*padding: 20px; */ background: transparent url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/g75m1uxmo/boxhover.png) repeat 0 0; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #fff; /*display: none;*/ visibility: hidden; text-shadow: 0px 0px 5px #000000; filter: dropshadow(color=#000000, offx=0, offy=0); } .boxhover .center-middle { /*margin-top: 47%; */ text-align: center; } .boxhover.active { display: block; visibility: visible; } .tmlabel { font-family: tahoma; font-size: 29px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFF; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 29px; text-transform: uppercase; } .tmvalue-notes { font-family: tahoma; font-size: 25px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFF; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 30px; word-spacing: 10px; } .tmvalue-posted{ font-family: tahoma; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFF; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 20px; word-spacing: 5px; } .boxhover a:link, .boxhover a:visited, .boxhover a:active { text-decoration: none; color: #FFF; } a.title { color: #1a1a1a; text-decoration: none; } .footer { margin-left:0; padding: 80px 0 40px 0; width: 780px; text-align: center; } blockquote.classy { background-image: url("http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/qjvm1wq4i/openquote1.gif"); background-position: left top; background-repeat: no-repeat; font: 14px/20px italic Times,serif; margin: 5px; padding: 8px; text-indent: 23px; } blockquote.classy span { background-image: url("http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/REzm1wq5e/closequote1.gif"); background-position: right bottom; background-repeat: no-repeat; display: block; } table.chat { width: 100%; margin: 0 0 10px 0; border-collapse: collapse; } h2 + table.chat { margin: 10px 0 3px 0 !important; } table.chat tr td { padding: 0 10px; } table.chat tr td.name { font-weight: bold; text-align: right; vertical-align: top; } table.chat tr td.line1 { background: #F7F7F7; } .navigation{ visibility: hidden; } .footer a:link, .footer a:visited, .footer a:active { text-decoration: none; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; background: transparent url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/g75m1uxmo/boxhover.png) repeat 0 0; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 5px; font-size: 18px; line-height: normal; } .footer a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } /* permelink page with notes */ .postbox { float:left; width: 500px; } .postcontent { background: #fff; float: left; padding: o; width: 500px; margin: 0; } .postcontent img { float: left; } .postinfo { padding: 15px; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0; font-size: 10px; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; background-color: #fff; width: 100%; float: left; width: 500px; } .note { padding: 10px 10px 11px 10px; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; font-size: 10px; width: 100%; float: left; width: 480px; line-height: normal; background: #fff url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/oDZm1xgo6/border.png) no-repeat center bottom; list-style: none; } .clear { clear: both; } .notes { padding: 0px; margin: 0px; } .note .avatar { width: 16px; height: 16px; float: left; overflow: hidden; } .note .action { margin-left: 10px; line-height: 16px; font-size: 11px; text-transform: uppercase; } .more_notes_link_container { background-image: none; text-align: center; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; color: #aeaeae; text-transform: uppercase; } .more_notes_link_container a:link, .more_notes_link_container a:visited, .more_notes_link_container a:active { color: #aeaeae; text-decoration: none; } .more_notes_link_container a:hover { color: #747575; } .c1 { display: block; text-align: center; } #infscr-loading { background: url("http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/g75m1uxmo/boxhover.png") repeat scroll 0 0 transparent; color: #FFFFFF; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: normal; padding: 5px; text-decoration: none; text-transform: uppercase; bottom: 40px; margin-left: 437.5px; position: fixed; z-index: 100; text-align: center; } #infscr-loading img{ position: absolute; left: -99999px; top: -99999px; } .rounded-corners { -moz-border-radius: 3px; -webkit-border-radius:3px; -khtml-border-radius: 3px; behavior: url(http://static.tumblr.com/ydokqes/ZpAm27ly3/border-radius.htc); border-radius: 3px; } .box-shadow{ -webkit-box-shadow: 0 1px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.3); -moz-box-shadow: 0 1px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.3); box-shadow: 0 1px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.3); }

Hiya

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

(via dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

wednesdayaleen:

funeral—girl:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

*cries all over rug*

(via pansexual-and-proud)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via maythe-odds-beeverinyourfavor)

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via officiallytylerjoseph)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee:Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man:I never filled out an application.
Employee:Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man:No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee:Well, but that doesn't-
Man:AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee:But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man:OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee:Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man:Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee:...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man:Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee:That...doesn't make any sense.
Man:NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man:Fuck you, slut.

nerdy-birdy18:

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

DO IT!!!

(via clarence-is-my-pizzaman)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter
script type="text/javascript"src="http://www.totallylayouts.com/tumblr/tumblr-scroll-bars/black-and-white-scrollbars/scrollbar.js?cat=black-and-white-scrollbars&theme=iphone_headphone_treble_clef">