schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

(Source: harshcutieszoos, via heliolisk)

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via rubydium)

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charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

(via johnlocked-out-of-heaven)

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fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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(Source: oscarwetnwilde, via superwholockedgirl)

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angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

(via superwholockedgirl)

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notyourtypicalsexygayguy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Theory of the Pixar Universe by John Negroni [detailed version]

Previously: Disney Movies in Disney Movies

TALK ABOUT A COMPLETE MIND FUCK OF FUCKERY!!!!!

(via sugarspiceandbloodsacrifice)

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

image

(via superwholockedgirl)

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l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

(via superwholockedgirl)

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schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

(Source: harshcutieszoos, via heliolisk)

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via rubydium)

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

(via johnlocked-out-of-heaven)

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

(via superwholockedgirl)

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

image

(via superwholockedgirl)

l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

(via superwholockedgirl)

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